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what would it be?
It is an old truck
Swapping eventually
Oddly bland and slow
Also, WHITECARTUESDAY
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Bright Red Ford Focus
Fun 'til I Have to Fix Shit
Love It Anyways
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Stock turbo blows seal
Cheaper to upgrade than fix
Extra torque wrecks clutch
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It's a Volkswagen.
No, it isn't a Passat.
Fine, it's a Passat.
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Worn sheep seat cover
Strains to pass even semis
Don't care, butt is fine.
('87 Mercedes diesel with 350k+ miles)
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Impending V-8
Crushes the Jalopmeter
I regret nothing
('63 Ranchero)
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Its got a stick shift
Six cylinders of fury
But its beige as fuck
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poorly written.
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Looks a bit cross-eyed
Not a car, more a tractor
Puddles in driveway
(Land-Rover Series IIa)
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???
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If I had to describe my car in a haiku, it would be poorly written. You asked me a question.
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I adore my car
that is all you need to know
refrigerator
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That's a nice Bentley
Needs a W12. No...
It's just a Passat.
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It is painted blue.
That's the most interesting part.
Don't need a third line.
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It's reliable
32 Mpg's, mofo's!
God it's so boring
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Slow and boring car
Automatic shifts always
God I hate this thing
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Quirky awkward fun
Tons of cargo space in back
Børk børk børk børk børk
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World's most Jalop truck
Don't care what Mazda says, yo
Eight pots of torque sauce
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It does leak some oil
Electrically iffy
It is an MG
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Old man car
Ever faithful
Daily Driver
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four fifty five olds
four speed rockcrusher muncie
no it's not for sale
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That's not a haiku
You need two more syllables
Try again please, good sir
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A nice green colour
It really pushes in corners
Typical Venture.
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My e36,
Breaks my heart when it's broken,
Heaven when it runs.
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burning smell persists
kids toys rattle in the trunk
wagon from japan
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Three liter V6
Want to swap for a 5-oh
Not enough money
My old hand me down
Got it from my daddio
Love the thing to death
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Cooper A T 3's
Take me to a paradise
I love 4 wheel drive
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Oh god I can't stop now.
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Near same story here
Two point nine Liters of slow
One forty hp
And,
I want to swap it
To have a baja truck, man
Long travel lift kit
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If I had 4 grand
I'd get Dixon Bros Racing
Long travel Suspy.
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We're in the cool club
Forget miatas, get trucks
But only Rangers
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Third generation
Quattro- a namesake well-earned.
All-wheel oppo time!
(Psst! For those who never learned about them in college, a Haiku has a syllabic structure of 5-7-5 and is always 17 syllables. There's lots of other traditional stuff involved too, but I don't think being traditional really matters in this context, haha.)
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Too old for Dixon
Autofab is awesome, though
Probably spendy
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Hey, wheres dusty?
He likes rangers just like us
We need his input.
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Cheap domestic car,
People always dissing on,
Love it anyways.
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Loud. Comfortable.
A machine beyond compare.
Wait it broke again.
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I've got a Civic
It is kinda slow
Until that Vtec kicks, yo!